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Hello, friends! I hope you all had a heartwarming Valentine’s Day. And I hope you warmed it slowly, over low heat, because hearts get really chewy when they’re overcooked.

I’m afraid that I’ve fallen behind on submissions again, since the snow has effectively paralyzed everything, but I’m getting caught up. I just posted a handful of really terrific new stories, and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

And just to make you laugh, here’s some attempted comment spam that got caught in the filter. I removed the links, of course.

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I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t ask these people to write anything for me.

My fiends, when I think of “horror” and “Haiti” at the same time, I want to think about voodoo curses and shambling zombies, not tens of thousands of people trapped in rubble and disease-ridden water. That’s just too much. Please help them. Thank you.

This is some fantastic news, kiddies. It appears that Toe Tags, the marvelous anthology edited by Brian Barnett and William Pauley III and featuring stories by a small army of MicroHorror contributors, is a nominee for best anthology of 2009 in the Preditors & Editors Readers’ Poll. I’m pretty much in awe here. The polling ends January 14, so won’t you take a moment of your time and vote?

UPDATE: We’re #1! Of course, the polls aren’t closed yet, so if you haven’t voted, please do it now!

The ol’ global odometer has ticked over once again, and a link for the new year’s stories has been added to the sidebar. Me, I started off 2010 with a wicked (but well deserved) hangover and am now suffering through a rotten head cold. I hope you’re doing better than I am. But despite any early setbacks, let’s make 2010 awesome and scary in all the right ways.

I now return to my armchair, a couple of warm cats, and season 3 of Dexter on DVD.

Ladies and gentlemen, boils and ghouls, please take your seats. Don’t mind the crunching under your feet; it’s probably just popcorn. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the show as I and a very special guest present, in MicroHorror.com’s first-ever video production, the winners of the 2009 MicroHorror Halloween Story Contest!

My heartfelt thanks go to each and every one of you for entering the contest and supporting MicroHorror with your wonderful stories, and here’s a special congratulations to this year’s six winners:

Extra special thanks to my friend Conrad Brooks for hosting the video with me. Each contest winner will receive a DVD from Conrad’s private collection, as well as an autographed photo of Conrad himself. Visit him online at www.conradbrooks.com!

Thank you again, everyone. I really enjoyed our little excursions into The Past, and I hope you did as well.

Stay scary!

I know you’re all on tenterhooks waiting for the contest results. I’m sorry about the delay, but I’m working on something very special and I promise it’ll be worth the wait. All will become clear, including an explanation as to why I made a road trip to West Virginia yesterday.

Greetings. I have been informed by several reliable sources that Gmail has been having problems lately, which may have caused some submissions to go unreceived. So, to make things fair to everyone, I am extending the contest deadline!

The deadline for Halloween contest submissions will be 11:59 PM, Monday, November 2. That ought to be enough time to get things fixed. Thanks for your patience!

Happy Halloween, kiddies! You’ve still got until midnight to submit your last-minute contest entries. But apart from that, have fun and be scary!

Your pal,
Nathan

Who knew that things like Cool Site of the Day were still around in this Web 2.0 day and age? Nevertheless, it’s great to be selected as Cool Site of the Day for October 29, 2009, I thank the editors for the honor, and I welcome every visitor who is newly introduced to MicroHorror today. Enjoy the stories!

Hello, kiddies! I just thought I’d give an update as October draws to a close.

First off, thanks again to everyone who contributed when I was having such a rough time a few weeks ago; things aren’t perfect around here (especially not after our house got burgled; that wasn’t fun at all), but I’ve definitely gotten my head back above water. I’ve also earmarked a portion of the donations to pay for this year’s contest prizes, and I’m making arrangements to have them produced. They’ll be nice. Thank you again.

Speaking of the contest, I couldn’t be happier with this year’s entries. There’s magnificent stuff there, absolutely magnificent, and I thank you all. Of course, there’s still three days left, and that’s plenty of time to write some more historical horror, right? I can’t wait to see what else arrives.

Oh, and I almost forgot– I’ve got something very, very special lined up for when the winners are announced. It’s a secret, but I really think you’ll enjoy it.

Finally, here’s a little bonus treat for you: Blogger Aunt B. of Tiny Cat Pants is writing a series of short-short ghost stories set in and around her hometown of Nashville, Tennessee, and using Google Maps to pinpoint the locations of each story. They’re nice little vignettes with a very cool interface. Enjoy All the Same Old Haunts. (via MetaFilter)